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Please excuse the rough language in the following story... I would have
> >> deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got
> >> back,
> >> the bride immediately called her mother.
> >>
> >> Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
> >>
> >> Oh mama" she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So
> >> romantic"......Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we
> >> returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd
> >> never
> >> heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to
take
> >> me
> >> home!
> >> PLEASE MAMA!"
> >>
> >> Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your
> >> husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What
> >> 4-letter words?"
> >>
> >> Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter.
> >> "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
> >>
> >> Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
mother
> >> these horrible 4-letter words!"
> >>
> >> Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like:
> >> dust, wash, iron, and cook.."
> >>
> >> I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother
> >> > >>
> Smile your face won't break.
lollol!
lol funny.
> >> Roflmao!